Hello everyone.

I love being back home in New York. It's great to have been invited here to the Convention for the Philosophy of Space and Time. As a prisoner of war I could hardly believe that this event could happen, but of course it has to.  I've been asked to talk to all in relation to my experiences detailing time and death. I have been abducted by aliens. Yes you heard that right, and through that experience I discovered that time is not linear as we have been told. I was taken by the Tralfamadorians, and held in a zoo. While I was there I learnt many things about the universe, that there are over seven genders on earth, that sex is a lot more complicated than we think, and most importantly that time is nonexistent. We are simply living in an “amber of a moment”, as the Tralfamadorians like to say. If time is non existent, than we can never possibly die as I have realized. I have relived my own death many times, I get shot by an old acquaintance from the war at one of my public speeches. Don't worry, it's not this one. The reason I am here today is because even though our hearts may stop beating, we will continue to live, in our “past”. I will always die, at some point. We all have to. The thing with me is that I realize that I can visit any time in my life while still being a part of another because they are all happening at the same time, I am just living in one moment rather than another. To those who ask “why not try and change your fate or death?” ask yourself this “do I seem crazy to you?” and the answer is probably yes. I am talking about Aliens and seeing my own death. No one would listen to me if I told them they were about to die, and so how could I save them? All I can offer is knowledge that living in this moment is more important than waiting for the moment when you die. With that being said, this moment is ending. Before I go though I just want to remind you all of what I say to myself everyday, and what my slogan is, “death is inevitable, it's time to live”. Thank you all for listening, if you have questions feel free to approach me any time today. Goodbye!